Personal Shoutout in Hyde Park
December 2, 2010 § 2 Comments
Dear Hyde Park Tire Slasher whose name I’m pretty sure is Tommy,
If I could just make a few suggestions. Dude, things are getting out of control. None of us appreciate you slashing our tires (did you think we did?). We thought you’d be done by now, but you’ve struck like four times now in the past three months. Its an expensive habit, mainly just for the people who own the cars, just in case you forgot. There are a few reasons you should just stop: 1. We put up cameras in secret places to catch you, so your little pranks will get a bit costly- for you this time. 2. Find a new hobby, my grandma would love to teach you how to knit. I swear it’s fun. I’m totally hooked (pun intended) on knitting. 3. We may resort to new trapping methods. My roommates and I are about to buy some blow darts if you continue this. How would you like to be tranquilized? Sit on that for a bit. 4. You’re not going to make any more friends this way. and 5. Its just not nice, okay? That’s all, really.
Hyde Park Friends